Stolen from *DayinTynSane and mine isn't nearly as easy as her's...I don't think, anyways. I couldn't think of movies to save my life. I did the first ones that came to mind. There are cartoon mixed into the batch as well, so take heed. That's the only hint I shall give you. Some are old and some are "new" ish. Here we go!

Movie meme
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly have to do the Meme next!

#1: Not funny 'ha-ha', funny queer. (Dayin, Sling Blade)

#2: Okay, I'm - okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo.

#3: You can't be black. There's a height requirement. (JeyR-kun, Rush Hour 3)

#4: So, I was seeing this guy and he's a devil worshiper, right? Well, he's a hairdresser really, but he devil-worships on the side. And we booked this dumb tour because, you know, he likes ghosts, dead gerbils, that kind of thing... and he ran off with this Bhuddist monk! I mean, how I was supposed to know he was gay? So what about you, are you gay too? (Dayin, High Spirits)

#5: At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone. It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read Loss, only feel it.

#6: Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them. (Dayin, Peter Pan[New Version])

#7: I'm sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be. I've lost my mind. Ha ha! I've lost my mind! You haven't found it, have you?

#8: You'd have thought after all these years, she would've had ------- eat at least one half-way decent carpenter. (Dayin, Rose Red)

#9: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.

#10: There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not *vanish*. Am I truly the last?

#11: Remember, trust the fungus.

#12: Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.

#13: I don't need to talk about her or look at pictures... 'cause the truth is, a lot of times, I see her... on the street. I walk down the street, I see her in someone else's face... clearer than any of the pictures you carry with you. I get that you're in pain, but you got each other. You got each other! And I'm the one who's gotta see her and the girls all the time. Everywhere I go! I even see the dog. That's how fucked up I still am! I look at a German shepherd, I see our goddamn poodle. All right... All right...

#14: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

#15: Please bless Rufus, and Teddy... And all the kids at the orphanage: Jennifer, Bobby, Mary, Julie. And please let someone find my bottle. There's a message in it. Because running away isn't working. Amen.

Can you guess them?