You've Got A Friend In Me 
Wow!                                                                               |
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I was reading the newspaper today at work and came across an article called, "We Should All Be West Virginia Friends." It caught my interest, needless to say, so I gave it a read. It talked about a woman who lived in WV all her life and, to this day, still hasn't found a better, more beautiful, place to live. It made me smile. She also had attached something called "Friends vs West Virginia Friends." I read it and couldn't help but laugh and agree.
Everything stated is absolutely true. Now, you can probably find this for absolutely any state listed or something, but I'm posting it as it was in the article.
For those of you who know me personally, you will agree that most of these things listed are absolutely true about me and for yourselves as well. Anyone can be a "West Virginia Friend" no matter where you were born and raised or currently call home.
Where I live may be boring sometimes, but I have to say I absolutely love it. It's...Green. Oh, so, green. My closest neighbor is through an acre of trees and barely any cars pass by.
I don't know if I could ever get used to a city life. I am proud to be a backwoods country girl who plays in mud and breaks my nails.
Anyways, Love ya, guys! Hope you enjoy this. Friends vs West Virginia Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say “Hello.”
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: When they see old people with their adult children, ask the adult children how the old folks are doing.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Talk directly to the elderly, call them “Ma’am” and “Sir” and ask them how the garden is doing.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Vanish if your family gets into criminal trouble.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will be there in court with you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
FRIENDS: Will keep quite while you pray and might be embarrassed.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will be there holding your hand and praying along.
FRIENDS: If you call at 3AM, will give you the suicide hotline number.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: If you call at 3AM, will be right over and stay however long it takes.
FRIENDS: Will visit you in the hospital when you’re sick.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house, then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.
FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Have your number memorized.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Are for life.
Haffy birffay! 
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